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The Itchy Bit
Itching powder is one of those useful things that's good to have around, even if you're not an international spy. You could buy it in a joke shop, but it's much more fun to make your own.
The key to a succesful itch is the humble dog rose. Around the end of August, through until November, keep your eyes peeled for rosehips in the hedgerows. Break a hip open and there you have the magic ingredient. The tiny fibres on the seeds provide the itch factor.
The best tactic is to slip the seeds down the back of your victim's neck. Rumour has it that if you dry the seeds out first, they get even itchier.
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