More Jokes - Keep Them Coming!

STOP PRESS:

Here's one from Ethan and Freya...

Knock,knock
whos there
Ice
ice who
i would like a ice cream

...and one from Steph:

what did the police officer say to his belly?
your under a vest!

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Here at the Show Me office it's Friday afternoon and everyone's in a bit of a silly mood!

We love jokes, and have had some great ones sent in by Show Me surfers.

We don't know who sent these two, but they're making us hungry as well as making us laugh:

What did the skeleton eat for it's dinner?
Spare Ribs

What did the tomato say to the other tomato while they were running?
Hey, ketchup!

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These are from Jagdish:

"What would you call rex if he fell in the mud, then crossed a road twice?
A dirty double-crosser!

What runs but never walks? WATER!

What do you call a computer superhero?
A screen saver!"

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We think they're brilliant!

There must be loads of you out there who know some good jokes - why not send them in?

If you're in a silly mood too and would love to read some more jokes, check out Oxford University Museum of Natural History's fantastic Jokes Page.

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So, think funny - and Get In Touch with jokes which will tickle our ribs, split our sides and make us cry with laughter!